Cute and Funny Names for Your Pet Fish That Will Crack You Up

Funny names for your pet fish
Well, it's not like when you call your fish pet by its name, it's going to vault out of its tank and mount a moist kiss on your cheek. But, your fish has a personality, and every personality merits a fitting name. Buzzle offers you some cute and funny name selection for your pet fish.
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Make christening of your pet fish a funny task. Summon up that sense of humor of yours and come up with a name that will split your friend's guts. Waken that artist in you and confer a moniker to your pet fish that will prove to be an inspiration to all pet fish owners in the world.

We would like to float a few ideas and suggestions to make this naming ceremony seamless and risible - First, and very important, ascertain the gender of your fish, well, your pet fish is not going to take any umbrage if you call him by a male-centric name or vice-versa, but now that you have decided to name it, why not take in a little effort to find out its sex. Second, if you are an owner of an exotic fish breed that is indigenous to a particular region or country, then try to dig what its called in the native tongue. Third, look to some cinematic influence as it is most likely to give you a great brainwave.

Get some funny and snazzy inspiration for your pet fish through the following selection of names:
Woman playing with fish
Female Pet Fish Names
Caviar
Omega-3
Piscina
Marshmallow
Bubblemoth
Calypso
Mrs. Tailspin
Tangerine
Sashimi
Sushi
Naida
Chips
Confetti
Fancy Bait
Mermaid
Hydra
Ahtolla
Lala
Mrs. Fishy
Speckles
Mistress
Bermuda
Doris
Lana
Fishy Lady
Coral Countess
Nautica
Tapioca
Finberly
Esmargot
Mrs. Selfish
Almonds
Algae
Penelope
Popsicle
Prudence
Yvette
Nymph
Beyoncé
La poisson (la pwa-son)
Zenya
Bellatrix
Pollywoodle
Ichthika
Teepee
Cleopatra
Himawari
Brittnie
Zelda
Vesper
Male Pet Fish Names
Anchovy
Flashtail
Aquadude
Cleo
Gilly Chan
Hodgepodge
Ungaro
Barty Crouch Jr.
Agent Gills
Pollock
Claude
Tyden
Zander
Comet Tail
Jaws
Titanic
James Pond
Fillet
Goggledegook
Bo-Diddley
Django- the tanked fish
Doug
Edward- the sparkler
Silvia
Troy
Quinton
Mr. Jazzy Tails
Norton
Rascal
Tiny Tim
Edgar
Romello
Alejandro
Fishface
Coverboy
Twister
Jack Sparrow
Casanova
Obama
Ozwald
Tornado
Stephen Fry
Agent Cody Tanks
Black Beard
Sirius
Presley
MoJo-JoJo
Tasuki
Buster
Finnegan
What's the best thing about naming any pet in the world? First - they will never change their name even if they don't like it and second - they will continue to love you unconditionally no matter what name you call them with. Aww!
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