Well, it’s not like when you call your fish pet by its name, it’s going to vault out of its tank and mount a moist kiss on your cheek. But, your fish has a personality, and every personality merits a fitting name. PetPonder offers you some cute and funny name selection for your pet fish.
While breaking wind is considered bad manners among humans, herrings have a different take to it. Herrings expel gas through their anal duct to communicate at night.
Make christening of your pet fish a funny task. Summon up that sense of humor of yours and come up with a name that will split your friend’s guts. Waken that artist in you and confer a moniker to your pet fish that will prove to be an inspiration to all pet fish owners in the world.
We would like to float a few ideas and suggestions to make this naming ceremony seamless and risible – First, and very important, ascertain the gender of your fish, well, your pet fish is not going to take any umbrage if you call him by a male-centric name or vice-versa, but now that you have decided to name it, why not take in a little effort to find out its sex. Second, if you are an owner of an exotic fish breed that is indigenous to a particular region or country, then try to dig what its called in the native tongue. Third, look to some cinematic influence as it is most likely to give you a great brainwave.
Get some funny and snazzy inspiration for your pet fish through the following selection of names:
Fish Pet Names
| Female Fish Names | Male Fish Names |
| Caviar | Anchovy |
| Omega-3 | Flashtail |
| Piscina | Aquadude |
| Marshmallow | Cleo |
| Bubblemoth | Gilly Chan |
| Calypso | Hodgepodge |
| Mrs. Tailspin | Ungaro |
| Tangerine | Barty Crouch Jr. |
| Sashimi | Agent Gills |
| Sushi | Pollock |
| Naida | Claude |
| Chips | Tyden |
| Confetti | Zander |
| Fancy Bait | Comet Tail |
| Mermaid | Jaws |
| Hydra | Titanic |
| Ahtolla | James Pond |
| Lala | Fillet |
| Mrs. Fishy | Goggledegook |
| Speckles | Bo-Diddley |
| Mistress | Django- the tanked fish |
| Bermuda | Doug |
| Doris | Edward- the sparkler |
| Lana | Silvia |
| Fishy Lady | Troy |
| Coral Countess | Quinton |
| Nautica | Mr. Jazzy Tails |
| Tapioca | Norton |
| Finberly | Rascal |
| Esmargot | Tiny Tim |
| Mrs. Selfish | Edgar |
| Almonds | Romello |
| Algae | Alejandro |
| Penelope | Fishface |
| Popsicle | Coverboy |
| Prudence | Twister |
| Yvette | Jack Sparrow |
| Nymph | Casanova |
| Beyoncé | Obama |
| La poisson (la pwa-son) | Ozwald |
| Zenya | Tornado |
| Bellatrix | Stephen Fry |
| Pollywoodle | Agent Cody Tanks |
| Ichthika | Black Beard |
| Teepee | Sirius |
| Cleopatra | Presley |
| Himawari | MoJo-JoJo |
| Brittnie | Tasuki |
| Zelda | Buster |
| Vesper | Finnegan |
What’s the best thing about naming any pet in the world? First – they will never change their name even if they don’t like it and second – they will continue to love you unconditionally no matter what name you call them with. Aww!
