Well, it’s not like when you call your fish pet by its name, it’s going to vault out of its tank and mount a moist kiss on your cheek. But, your fish has a personality, and every personality merits a fitting name. PetPonder offers you some cute and funny name selection for your pet fish.
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Make christening of your pet fish a funny task. Summon up that sense of humor of yours and come up with a name that will split your friend’s guts. Waken that artist in you and confer a moniker to your pet fish that will prove to be an inspiration to all pet fish owners in the world.
We would like to float a few ideas and suggestions to make this naming ceremony seamless and risible – First, and very important, ascertain the gender of your fish, well, your pet fish is not going to take any umbrage if you call him by a male-centric name or vice-versa, but now that you have decided to name it, why not take in a little effort to find out its sex. Second, if you are an owner of an exotic fish breed that is indigenous to a particular region or country, then try to dig what its called in the native tongue. Third, look to some cinematic influence as it is most likely to give you a great brainwave.
Get some funny and snazzy inspiration for your pet fish through the following selection of names:
Fish Pet Names
|Female Fish Names||Male Fish Names|
|Tangerine||Barty Crouch Jr.|
|Fancy Bait||Comet Tail|
|Mistress||Django- the tanked fish|
|Doris||Edward- the sparkler|
|Nautica||Mr. Jazzy Tails|
|La poisson (la pwa-son)||Ozwald|
|Pollywoodle||Agent Cody Tanks|
What’s the best thing about naming any pet in the world? First – they will never change their name even if they don’t like it and second – they will continue to love you unconditionally no matter what name you call them with. Aww!